Save the Planet
As with all of my vacations upon checking in, the first thing I do is examine the bathroom facilities. This is important because usually...
"Chicken Is My Life"
As I was growing up, my mother did everything she could to keep me from working in the real world. Her philosophy was, “Once you start...
No Vacancies
It happened. I know people say that time flies, but from the moment our first entered school we never thought the day would ever arrive....
It's a Girl Thing
In the late 60's James Rado, Gerome Ragni and Galt MacDermot came out with the musical Hair. I never saw the play, only the movie version...
Moon Walk to Nowhere
It was during a Michael Jackson video, I believe, when I first saw the Moon Walk performed. I want to say it was while he wore the...
Climbing Ladders Causes Brain Damage
It's a proven fact that climbing ladders causes brain damage and it begins on that very first rung. OSHA doesn't have a way of preventing...
Emotional Vampires
The world is fascinated with vampires right now. The Twilight series, True Blood, Kim Harrison, Laurel K. Hamilton, Anne Rice, Buffy and...
Everyone Has a Story
Everyone has a story. Everyone. The bartender who stands behind the wooden counter polishing the stained surface as he listens to other...
The Worldwide Clothesline
I have to admit, I’m not a big fan. Don’t get me wrong, I love the World Wide Web. It’s made my life as a writer so much easier. I have...
Take Two Aspirin and Text Me in the Morning
Technology and I do not get along. I've stated this repeatedly I think, which makes me wonder why my mom keeps calling me for computer...
