All Aboard
I don’t like the heat; or rather it doesn’t like me. My low blood sugar seems to turn me into a puddle of Jell-O faster than the average...
It's All Greek to Me
When I was just a child, which the girls say is still going on, my family would make quarterly trips to Disney World. It didn’t matter...
Suicide By Treadmill
My idea of physical exertion is turning the television channels without a remote, driving a stick shift instead of an automatic and...
"Chicken Is My Life"
As I was growing up, my mother did everything she could to keep me from working in the real world. Her philosophy was, “Once you start...
Theme Park Rationale
Theme parks such as Disney World, Busch Gardens, and Sea World are a writer’s paradise, at least for gathering characters. Even locals...
No Vacancies
It happened. I know people say that time flies, but from the moment our first entered school we never thought the day would ever arrive....
What's That You Say
My dad is deaf. At least, for the longest time that is what I thought. However, as my birthday candles climb in number each year, I now...
Passing the Greeting Card Torch
My phone dinged the other day and since the sun hadn't come up yet I knew without doubt who it was. Looking through sleep fogged eyes I...
No Organization Past This Point
I totally get it. Really, I do. Furthermore, I agree with them. They want their friends to come into the house and not have to apologize...
Answer Me!
I'm sitting on my back porch, enjoying a cool breeze and the flow of creative thought while ignoring the ear-piercing chittering of an...
