Welcome Home
The Sensation found home at about five that morning, but we didn’t know it until six when all three of the girls’ alarms went off calling...
The World Tilted
Wednesday was our Sea Day, which meant twenty-four hours on the ship with no land in sight. It was going to be like Sunday, just twice as...
"Blue Balls"
As we walked the streets of Paradise Island, I noticed the bridge that I had seen earlier from the rear of the ship. It seemed that...
In Search of Atlantis
We went to sleep at sea with the gentle rocking of the ship and we woke up in Nassau. I’m used to going through a couple of states in a...
It Looks Like Alabama
Normally, I can sleep through anything: kids screaming, rock concert, the girls asking me to take out the trash. However, if I’m sleeping...
We're Cruising Now
The four of us stood on the small balcony of our stateroom, leaning over the rail, watching the ocean ripple past us as the...
The Punishment Continues
As if I wasn't being punished enough for my Ben & Jerry's addiction, the girls weren’t satisfied with just going to the gym. No, this...
What's That Burning?
I know I’ve said that I work out at a gym, but that to be fair, we don't really go to a gym. We are members of what is called a "fitness...
Not Cutting the Muster
One of the biggest wastes of time, especially in Corporate America, is meetings. Most are merely repetitive nonsense where the big boss...
Save the Planet
As with all of my vacations upon checking in, the first thing I do is examine the bathroom facilities. This is important because usually...
