After "I Do"
The ceremony is finally a collection of overpriced pictures in a pristine photo album. The cake has been cut, the birdseed thrown at the...
T.M.I.!
“You won’t believe it, but I just took the mother lode of all dumps. It was amazing.” The girls and I just stared at the youngest male...
5 Don'ts for a Happy Marriage
This is the month. As a matter of fact, it’s less than a week away; that fateful day where the first of the children will be leaving the...
Reunions: Regurgitated Roles
“I just received the invite for my ten year reunion. I’m so excited!” Sarah sat on the back porch, giggles oozing from her pores. I sat...
I Don't Judge You...Okay, I Do
I can't help it. I am a judger of people, especially stupid people, and there are a lot of them to judge. I also judge appearances. I...
A Game I Won't Play
It’s a very old game, older than Hide-and-Seek or Peek-A-Boo. It’s not a board game or a card game even though it is played indoors for...
The X-Rated Stuff
"Did you remind Teri to get my Stuff?" "You needed Stuff? What Stuff?" Does Stuff have a definition? Am I supposed to know what Stuff...
I'm Buying a Goat
Everyone has preferences as to where they choose to live whether in a house, a condo or an apartment. Personally, I refuse to live in an...
Did We Even Leave America?
When the girls started making plans for our cruise back in October, we looked into getting passports. Char had never had one, vowing she...
The Organization of Rabbit Trails
I think in rabbit trails. I’m told that I talk that way as well, but I can’t help it. I start talking about a topic and something is said...
