The Mess That Is Me

The Mess That Is Me is merely my unique observations about this crazy world that surrounds us and how I fit into it. Here I will share parts of my writing process and fears, some of our travels and reports of our events, and even about our quirky family. So grab a cup of coffee, settle back, and see what lies within this twisted mind of mine.

I hate to admit it, but I’ve gained some weight. I know, I know. You look at my physique and can’t believe it. Big, dramatic sigh. It’s...

The girls and I love to throw parties, whether it’s a themed extravaganza with fifty plus guests or a more intimate gathering with our...

We have been in our current home for three years and during that time I have been able to have a room designated solely for my office on...

I was supposed to be writing, but I just could not make the words flow from my pen. I know what they say. You’re supposed to sit down and...

I know quite a bit about bullies. Through my growing up years we had a give and take relationship. They gave me shit every day and I...

We walked into Pat O’Brien’s after only receiving an hour and a half notice that “Why, yes, we can accommodate your group of thirty. We...

We never do anything small, whether it’s a family event or a get-together with friends. Even a small barbecue in the backyard turns into...

If you’ve been reading The Mess for the past three weeks, then you are well aware that my family recently took a trip to the Pigeon...

When I was in tenth grade my family suffered the great exodus north. We packed our house, our belongings stuffed into boxes, and moved...

Sunday was supposed to be our day of relaxation. We wanted to do nothing except lounge around the cabin playing pool, reading, or...