They Don't Mean It
They don’t mean it. It’s not intentional. They have their lives to live. It’s what we’ve raised them for. We wanted strong men. ...
It Doesn't Fit in the Box
As I was forced to clean out the garage the other day, I began filling a box with stuff that would be sold cheaply at a future yard sale,...
The House Bitch
The exodus has begun. Well, actually, it began three years ago, but then it sputtered out and even went backward. Heather was the first...
We're Hotel Experienced
The girls and I love to travel, whether it’s a short day excursion, a brief overnight trip, or getting away for a few days to discover...
After "I Do"
The ceremony is finally a collection of overpriced pictures in a pristine photo album. The cake has been cut, the birdseed thrown at the...
T.M.I.!
“You won’t believe it, but I just took the mother lode of all dumps. It was amazing.” The girls and I just stared at the youngest male...
5 Don'ts for a Happy Marriage
This is the month. As a matter of fact, it’s less than a week away; that fateful day where the first of the children will be leaving the...
The X-Rated Stuff
"Did you remind Teri to get my Stuff?" "You needed Stuff? What Stuff?" Does Stuff have a definition? Am I supposed to know what Stuff...
I'm Buying a Goat
Everyone has preferences as to where they choose to live whether in a house, a condo or an apartment. Personally, I refuse to live in an...
Growing Up or Just Growing Old
When it came to growing up I was usually a year or two behind everyone else my age. I wasn’t “slow” in any way. I was a straight A...
